Inspired by some cynical bastard, these are the whole heartedly rejected mascot names,
Migaslacker -- a responsibility dodging, freeloading sea-panda mutation inspired by the socialist legends of the Pacific Northwest. Migaslacker, described as an angry, mischievous do-gooder , is part bored and part misguided but mainly searching for their parents love.
Migaslacker -- a responsibility dodging, freeloading sea-panda mutation inspired by the socialist legends of the Pacific Northwest. Migaslacker, described as an angry, mischievous do-gooder , is part bored and part misguided but mainly searching for their parents love.
Quatchedewan -- a shy and gentle Saskatchewan panhandler with a long brown beard and blue earmuffs meant to conjure the mystery and wonder associated with the quality of life that can be only be discovered in the vicinity of East Hastings and Carroll.
Sumibat -- the protester guardian and illegal automobile idling spirit, who flies off the handle at any type of authority during his dehydrated tofu/kelp induced visions. Sumibat is a self proclaimed " natural born leader with a passion that’s anti- everything minus the environment and 9/11 truths." Sumibat can usually be found outside the Vancouver Art Gallery.
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