Vancouver - Olympic mascots, Quatchi, Sumi and Miga the Sea Bear gave an tearful apology today at a Vancouver press conference.
Surrounded by faithful supporters, the mascots gave their prepared statements. "Quatchi Sorry", said Quatchi as he attempting to hold back tears of regret. Sumi and Miga the Sea Bear also apologized for their behavior as the stress of the past four days has shown signs of fatigue on the Olympic mascots. They also called for calm in the light of recent riots that reportedly left 3 people injured.
"Sumi no want suffering, Sumi want peace" said Sumi in the most cutest little voice. As the mascots spoke to members of the press in the room, you could feel the resentment of the crowd dissipate and turn into a wave of awe.
IOC Chairman Deepan Thatmoan said all is forgiven with the mascots, "Quatchi, Sumi and Miga the Sea Bear are forgiven by the IOC for their indiscretions. I believe their sincerity when they say they are truly sorry for their actions".
At the end of the press conference Miga the Sea Bear spoke, "Miga sorry, we put behind us this now, focus on future we do". Yoda could have not said it better. The three mascots finished the press conference by saying they will start a charitable foundation with the intentions of assisting others with sexual addictions.
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"The three mascots finished the press conference by saying they will start a charitable foundation with the intentions of assisting others with sexual addictions."
Isn't that like Kiefer Sutherland giving driving lessons?
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