Bali, Indonesia - An Indonesian lady rescued her four year old daughter from the clutches of Pauli the Bali Climate Change Bear in Bali, Indonesia today. Following the rescue of the child, Pauli the Climate Change Bear was then tazered by local authorities and placed into Indonesian custody.
Pauli the Bali Climate Change Bear was chosen by the United Nations as the symbolic mascot for the global climate change confernence taking place in Bali, Indonesia. Pauli was displaced from the shores of his native Baffin Island in northern Canada by the UN for this occasion. It is speculated that Pauli may have been suffering from some form of habitual arctic feeding pattern. "The child was likely for consumption purposes, however the warmer weather probably gave Pauli some type of heat exhaustion and he just wasn't up to eating", said Arctic Mascot expert Harv Gjoa.
UN Climate Change spokesmen James Bay said in a statement defending Pauli's actions, "Pauli clearly is a victim of climate change, the incident itself is proof that global warming is altering the behavior of arctic mascots".
Mascots rights advocates throughout the western world however are demanding better screening practices for mascots. " The mascot known as Pauli has been removed from his native northern land, and whether we like it or not, there's actually a season called winter up there. Bringing Pauli to a tropical climate zone with beaches filled with young tanned and tasty childern is a recipe for disaster", said a leading mascots rights advocate.
This incident has arrived only too quickly following the shame of the 2010 Olympic Mascot sex scandal. Although tazers were not reportedly used in during that Olympic Mascot scandal, Canadian authorities had considered them an option.
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