Vancouver - A heavy rain bombards the now darkened city streets of Vancouver in the wake of the Mascot Sex scandal. Jim Levertoss a Vancouver resident and fan of Olympic sports mascots was distraught with the thought of an Olympics without a mascot. "It was just yesterday when they walked out on that stage, so cute and cuddly....who would have thought?".
Reactions in Vancouver and across the country reflected the same sadness as Jim Levertoss, distraught, alone, lost in despair and searching for answers. "They represented something we want people to think we have in Canada...Sea Bears, Sasquatches and that other fucken flying thing!!!", exclaimed a resident of an East Vancouver sidewalk as he attempted to steal this reporters sandwich.
"I believe the only way we can forgive these mascots is if they can bring the back the Cup in 2008", said Tommy Smyl, suggesting the mascots could be forgiven providing they win the Stanley Cup for a Canadian NHL Team.
As a nation struggles for answers in this dark time, we must not forget that the Olympic spirit will eventually unfold like a mountain flower after a long global warming induced winter. Eventually, with a little bit of hope and a little bit of luck, the Canadian peoples collective attention will focus on bringing the Stanley Cup back to Canada by Miga the Sea Bear.
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