Vancouver - Rioting has broken out in a couple of cities and one suburb throughout the world over the Olympic Mascot Sex Scandal. Three people have been reportedly injured in riots in cities such as Kamloops British Columbia, Visoko in Bosnia Herzegovina and Barrhaven, a suburb of the Canadian capitol city of Ottawa. In addition to rioting, smaller protests outside of Vancouver tourist kiosks which sell stuffed mascot toys have meet with latte induced amiability.
IOC Chairman Deepan Thatmoan has called for calm, reassuring the world that an investigation is underway into sexual misconduct allegations. Chairman Thatmoans calls for peace however have fallen on dead ears as an angry world seeks revenge and blood for what is viewed as an, "breach of innocence" by Quatchi, Sumi and Miga the Sea Bears sexual exploits.
As day three passes on the 2010 Mascot Sex Scandal questions are also being asked why Canadian Prime Minister Harper has not called an inquiry.
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Further developments on the social unrest caused by Quatchi's indiscretions.
Native land claim negotiations stall as native group lawyers gather to discuss how much this indiscretion will cost the White man. Chief Fuksdawhitie was quoted as saying "We are damn tired of big harry men fucking our innocent from. You will all have to pay for at least the next 100 years."
Source: http://shitfourbrains.blogspot.com/
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