Ottawa - Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has allegedly appointed an imaginary penguin like creature to whisper secret conservative agendas into his head. The penguin like creature, not considered to be an indigenous species of Canada reportedly wears a green and white toque with matching bib.
Some suspect the penguin like creature may be some type of a bizzaro elf of the South Pole or possibly an attempt of Brazilian espionage. Regardless of the best speculative opinion, Prime Minister Harper waddled off the podium following the press conference. It is suspected the imaginary penguin recommended the waddle.
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